Patton: Self love is spending time with the people you love!
Logan: Self love is self care, allowing yourself time to recuperate and putting your needs above those of others.
Roman: Self love is being the first one to like your own posts and not giving a damn what anyone else has to say about it.
Virgil: Self love is throwing yourself into a dark spiral of despair and anxiety for only two days instead of a week.
Everyone: *looking at Virgil with concern*
Virgil, walking out of the room and into his own: Off to practice some self care!
Patton, sprinting after him with an armful of blankets with Roman close behind with a sack full of Disney movies while Logan sets up the living room with food: I THINK THE HECK NOT! CAME BACK HERE AND LET US LOVE YOU!